Hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

Senator Arlen Specter is my current LOLhero.

“Since my election in 1980, as part of the Reagan Big Tent, the Republican Party has moved far to the right,” Specter said in a statement posted by his office on PoliticsPA.com.

“Last year, more than 200,000 Republicans in Pennsylvania changed their registration to become Democrats. I now find my political philosophy more in line with Democrats than Republicans.”

I get why you did it, Arlen, and I’m glad you (and so many previous Republican and Republican sympathizer voters) have jettisoned the crap over the last few years to shift to the brighter side . But now who will stay and rally the silent moderate majority in the Republican party (and hell, the whole of America) against the NeoCon Hangerson, the Religious Right, and the elite, conservative-ideology PACs that seek to assassinate the careers of moderate Republican politicians? Not that Arlen Specter was ever a huge maverick, but he did always work in the general spirit of bipartisanship (which is something that people like John McCain do a lot less than they’d like us to think sometimes; after all, “bipartisanship” is not as simple as standing in a corner with Russ Feingold and stomping your feet when you don’t get your way, ha! Okay, okay…I give you both props for BCFRA.). Without moderate appeal, the party is kind of doomed.

I hope the RNC and the Congressional Republicans can get their crud in gear soon. Not because I love the Republican Party, but because we need both majors to be strong and viable if we want the two-party system to maintain stability in our political system. I know people witch and moan about the lack of real third-party alternatives in American politics, but for those to flourish as legitimate electoral alternatives (and not just agenda-fluffers), we’d have to abandon the principles of Majoritarianism, which everyone considers so sacrosanct. There’s also the speed factor. As bewitching as proportional, plurally-elected legislatures may sometimes seem, the results would be issue-by-issue, with-whom-do-we-coalesce-this-time gridlock that’d make the usual aisle-spats look like catfights at kibble time. We talk so much smack about the two majors, calling them big special interests and huge, nasty factions, but the fact of the matter is, they are actually Leviathans – two large vessels containing the chaos of a multitude of mini-factions.

Ken Conrad alludes to this in the CNN article I linked above, saying, “It’s great news. but it means a lot less than some people think. The Democratic caucus is not homogenous. There is a lot of disagreement in the Democratic caucus, so this idea that it’s some great watershed event … I don’t think so.”

It’s true. Plus, there’s the law of political gravity, which provides that those who go up must eventually come down. You stick around long enough after the honeymoon ends, and the electorate will eat you alive eventually. Familiarity breeds contempt – no matter how big a mandate you got when your tenure began. As I frequently tell my students, when the economy is better and traditionally-conservative economic ideas make more sense, I’m sure the GOP will be back in the saddle again. Still, they need to ditch their NeoConnish “fake fiscal conservatism” and get back to their modified freemarket/New Age Federalism/spend less roots if that’s going to mean anything. Costly wars, appropriations free-for-alls, big budget deficits, and uberized debt are not exactly fiscally-responsible ideas – they’re robber-baron, exploit-the-bubble, Ponzi-scheme ideas. As as for the potshots against the Democrats about socialism? Give me a bleeping break. Since the 19th century, the government’s been instigating socialistic economic intervention….from various railroad nationalization schemes to the New Deal to industrial regulation to whatever the hell.

So anyway. Now you know why I don’t like getting into political discussions off the clock. 😛

Man on Wire

Here’s a trailer for a crazy documentary about tightrope phenomenon Philippe Petit and his successful 1974 attempt to cross the span between WTC 1 & 2 on a wire. The film is streaming on Netflix!

Disney Theme Park Audio: Adventureland Veranda and George Bruns

Updated: See part two of this saga here!

Okay kids.

Awhile ago I bought an old, rare-ish LP of Hawaiian string exotica arranged by famed Disney composer (and traditional jazz trombonist and tubaist) George Bruns. This is the guy who wrote the tune part of “Pirates Life for Me” (X Atencio wrote the lyrics). The album’s called “Moonlight Time in Old Hawaii,” and it includes several tracks from the later Adventureland Veranda restaurant area loop at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom (I know of two different loops playing in that location; this material is from the second incarnation, ca. 1980s-1993). The title track – “Moonlight Time in Old Hawaii,” one of three tracks on the album that are original Bruns compositions – was actually featured in the International Gardens area loop at the 1964-65 World’s Fair’s Ford Pavilion (You can buy a copy of the “Walt Disney at the World’s Fair” CD set, which includes the fair version of the piece, here).

I’m not sure if the “Moonlight Time” track actually made the Adventureland Veranda (update: it did), but if you remember hearing it playing in situ, please tell me. So far, I’ve IDed a grand total of three songs from the album as AV area loop definites. If you know more, TELL ME. 😀 If you have even crappy snippets of live audio from your vaycay videos, pleeeease let me know!

I’ve bolded the three tracks that I know were used. Side one, tracks 2 and 3 apparently ran in order in the AV loop.

Side One:

1. South Sea Island Magic
2. Hawaiian Paradise (the tailend of this track shows up at the beginning of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkYXoCgXqwA)
3. Moonlight and Shadows (it’s the track that comprises the bulk of this clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkYXoCgXqwA)
4. To You, Sweetheart, Aloha
5. Paradise Isle
6. Song of Old Hawaii

Side Two:

1. Blue Hawaii (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZEBkZUb0uw – the piece in the video is obviously Blue Hawaii, even if it doesn’t match the album version…but it seems to)
2. Moonlight Time in Old Hawaii (seems identical to the Ford Pavilion/International Gardens version released on the WF box set…no clue if the track was ever part of the AV loop)
3. Sweet Leilani
4. Aloha Nui Hawaii
5. My Tane
6. Ka Pua (The Flower)

Anyway, you can download my full album rip as a torrent via Mousebits.com, here.  For individual tracks, see this torrent.

Groovy Adventureland Veranda area loop links:

Have fun!

Moonlight Time in Old Hawaii - Front
Moonlight Time in Old Hawaii – Front
Moonlight Time in Old Hawaii - Back
Moonlight Time in Old Hawaii – Back
Moonlight Time in Old Hawaii - Rippy!
Moonlight Time in Old Hawaii – Rippy!

Fortuosity, that’s me byword!

This weekend, I partook of two Disney classics from the 1960s: The Happiest Millionaire (1967) and Bon Voyage (1962). Both star Fred MacMurray.  The latter also stars the S.S. United States, upon which the fictional Willard family of Terre Haute travels to France! There’s a cute scene during which MacMurray’s character remarks about five carefree days at sea, which spurred this immediate response from me: “But she could do it in three-and-a-half!”

Speaking of the Big U, the SSUS Conservancy blog linked us for linking them.  😀

But I digress!

According to Disneyland lore, some of the stained glass from the “Let’s Have a Drink on It” set of Millionaire found its way into Cafe Orleans in New Orleans Square.  This makes sense, as the film and the cafe opened around the same time.  Further, the glass in situ at Cafe O appears to be a match!

For the sake of completeness, I should also mention that Mr. Drexel Biddle’s home phone booth – also featured in the film – is now located in Club 33.  If it’s not the original from the Millionaire set, then it’s a very good copy!

Yay, KOFY!!!

So while the whole SS United States thing is pissing me off, KOFY IS BACK AND IT’S MAKING ME HAPPY!

Back in October, Channel 20 reinstated the KOFY call letters and brought back a lot of the cool, local features and fluff that made the channel FUN!  The dog bumpers, the Yule Log, and even the old DANCE PARTY segments (albeit the taped ones from the 80s and early 90s) are back!

http://www.kofytv.com/

*ABJECT PANIC!*

The Big U is for sale.  The Big U is for sale.  The Big U is for sale.

🙁

http://www.planphilly.com/node/8106

I guess NCL has done all they can realistically do, but crap.

Now watch; the QE2 hotel plans will fall through, too, and now she and the United States can go have a picnic at Alang Beach with the ghost of Norway/France.  >:{

Link: Adipositivity…

The Adipositivity Project is an interesting photographic exercise, dedicated to showing the beauty of the “fat” female form. Check out this month’s Valentine-themed photos…

http://www.adipositivity.com/

Haunted Mansion 40th Anniversary Events

I’m not a news service, but as I learn stuff, I post it. Right now, there are several Haunted Mansion 40th Anniversary merchandise events planned for Disneyland in 2009.   There’s a June pin event, an August cocktail event and product signing with Shag, and a September “Wedding”-themed merch event.

Plan your involvement soon; the September anniversary event begins registering on January 20.  It appears to borrow the general format (and pricing philosophy, puke) of the old Haunted Mansion Holiday dinner weekends (snooze) and plays to the new Constance/black widow bride angle (snooze-puke-choke). It falls on 9/9, a month after the actual anniversary, and on a thursday freaking night to boot.  Boo.

The Josh Agle cocktail events occur on the real 40th anniversary weekend.

More information at DisneyGallery.com.